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@ 06. Mar. 2008. – 07:55:18 pm
WENT TO HOSPITAL FOR CHECK UP ON BABY YESTERDAY
BABY BOY IS NOW IN THE ENGAGED POSITION - GOOD
BUT HE HAS NO PLANS ON COMING OUT YET
DUE DATE WAS 4TH AND THEY WILL FORCE INDUCEMENT ON 14TH MARCH
WE HAVE BEEN ADVISED TO EAT HOT CURRIES, JUMP OFF TABLES, AND GET JIGGY AS MUSH AS POSS
ANY OF YOU BLOGGERS GOT TIPS TO HELP SPEED UP THE NATURAL BIRTH FOR US???????????
discobod
you shutting up might not help much - ha ha
dirty curry night planned tonight........ty
eggbod
(Gasp)
I didn't know you are pregnant bod!!!!
Isn't this a miracle? The first man ever to be pregnant!!!
discobod
(gasp)
i didnt realize either
i just thought it was too much beer recently
dreading those forceps.......
rubychoo
The vindaloo might well work, but do dress appropriately (ie: in plastic)if you intend to be at the southerly end of proceedings shortly afterwards ! It might also give your wife bad indegestion when she could do without it.
You can wait up to 42 weeks before the baby is good and ready...
(Also heard that pineapple, aubergines, cheese and nipple-tweaking help)
No, not you.....
discobod
next friday she will be 41 weeks plus 4 days
aubergine curry with cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks for dessert
i am advised to stay north during the birthing.......wheres my compass?
rowtheboat
Curry.
Oils of varying descriptions.
Raspberry leaf tea.
Shagtastic.
Good luck x
discobod
curry - check
oil - check (extra virgin of course)
raspberry leaf - check
shag - give it our best (check)
ty ty
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Nope sorry.
My advice would have been to get down and dirty or eat an extremely hot curry, your missus not you, although there is nothing to stop you from having a hot curry too.
I'll shut up now.
But apparently they are both quite efective at getting things moving.