how are you lot?

discobod........x

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how many saw all this mess on the horizon long before it went POP?

surely i am not in a huge minority

im not going to preach

im just going to wish everyone a lot of luck with a very tough time ahead of us

play the banks at their own game

cut up your cards , pay off your debts (if you can)

and stash a few quid somewhere safe

preferebly NOT in a bank

peace and love will shine through the clouds if you have patience & diligence

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cheering on the UK in the Olympics (of course)

but when my lovely girlfriend is Italian (and that also makes my son half Italian):

I HAVE NOW BECOME A SUPPORTER OF THE ANGLO/ITALIAN TEAM

CONGRATS TO OUR SWIMMERS, CYCLISTS, FENCERS, ROWERS, AND EVERYONE ELSE I HAVE MISSED OUT

IGNORE THE 2 SUPERPOWERS IN THE MEDAL TABLE - THEIR HIGH POPULATION GIVES THEM A FAKE RANKING ANYWAY.....

FORZA ITALIA!!!!!!!!! COME ON YOU BRITS!!!!!!!!!!

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discobod@msn.com

DISCOBOD ON TOUR 2008

MY PART TIME DJING HAS BEEN STEADILY IMPROVING FOR OVER 5 YEARS

BASED IN NORTH LONDON I NOW HAVE A PRETTY GOOD MOBILE DJ SYSTEM

AVAILABLE FOR WEDDINGS , BIRTHDAYS , CLUBS & BARS ETC.

HAVE A CATALOGUE OF APPROX 20,000 SONGS AND ALBUMS

ALL TYPES OF MUSIC CATERED FOR AT VERY AFFORDABLE PRICES

PLEASE CONTACT ME VIA BLOGSITE OR MY MSN discobod@msn.com

*ALSO NOW HAVE FACILITY TO RECORD WHOLE EVENING ONTO MP3 AND PROVIDE YOU WITH CDS OF THE RECORDING****

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http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/olympics_blog/2008/08/everybody-says.html

FORGET THE AMERICANS AND CHINESE TALLIES - THIS IS THE TRUE TEST OF OLYMPIC GREATNESS - THE TOTAL OF MEDALS EARNED IN RATIO TO THE POPULATION OF THE COUNTRY:

1. Australia (5 medals) - 4,120,171
2. Croatia (1 medal) - 4,491,543
3. Georgia (1 medal) - 4,630,841
4. Czech Republic (2 medals) - 5,110,456
5. The Netherlands (3 medals) - 5,548,438
6. Cuba (2 medals) - 5,711,976
7. North Korea (4 medals) - 5,869,772
8. South Korea (8 medals) - 6,154,106
9. Italy (8 medals) - 7,268,165
10. Azerbaijan (1 medal) - 8,177,717

Side note: The laggard United States had 12 medals for 25,318,721, and the Lilliputian Chinese gamely had clawed for 14 medals but still looked stuck with 95,003,186.

SOURCED FROM THE LA TIMES 13TH AUGUST 2008

NO REAL SURPRISES WITH THE NUMBER 1 SLOT - TYPICAL AUSSIES

BUT REALLY INTERESTING TO SEE MANY EMERGING EUROPEAN COUNTRIES PUTTING IN SOME REAL EFFORT
AND ALSO KOREA SHOWING THE CHINESE HOW TO WIN MANY MEDALS WITH LOW RESOURCES OF PEOPLE

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/olympics_blog/2008/08/everybody-says.html

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http://www.lifeaftertheoilcrash.net/

THE PLANETS OIL RESERVES ARE RUNNING OUT - YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY BROTHER LIVES IN TEXAS, AND A FEW OF HIS FRIENDS WORK FOR OIL COMPANIES
THEY ALL STATE THEIR OIL STORAGE SILOS HAVE NEVER BEEN SO FULL
IN FACT THEY HAVE A SURPLUS OF OIL
SUPPLY/DEMAND CAN AFFECT THE PRICE OF EVERYTHING - OF COURSE......

BUT IF THERE IS SUCH A HIGH DEMAND RIGHT NOW HOW CAN THERE BE A NEED TO INCREASE PRICES WHEN YOU HAVE A SURPLUS OF OIL............
OF COURSE AS A SECURITY FACTOR IT MAKES SENSE TO STORE YOUR OIL FOR A RAINY DAY
OR ARE THE AMERICANS TRYING TO ACCUMULATE ENORMOUS RESERVES OF OIL FOR THEIR NEXT INVASION?

HOWEVER YOU LOOK AT THIS OIL SCANDAL I CAN SEE NO OTHER REASON FOR THE PRICE OF OIL EXCEPT THE FACT OF MULTI NATIONAL CORPORATIONS CASHING IN AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE (AND SIGNING PEOPLE UP TO A FIXED RATE FOR THEIR COMMODITIES) BEFORE EVERYTHING STARTS TO CRASH IN A VERY BIG WAY

THE RICH GET RICHER - AND THE POOR (DONT GET RICHER)

http://www.lifeaftertheoilcrash.net/

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http://www.geohive.com/charts/population3.aspx

while listening to talk radio the other night i heard a caller say that the Global Population increases by approx 1.5 million people per day. when u think about the size of the world i guess that may be true.

more interesting was the point that just less than 1 million people die every day.

this birth / death gap is apparently becoming wider than ever.

so this made my mind open a HUGE can of worms...........(dont take much for my mind to open)

especially when we are told of food and oil shortages in the world.

are there any solutions?

eugenics? few years ago you would dismiss (Hitler springs to mind) - but is it now a viable solution?

birth control limits? many countries in Asia have a ONE child limit (China for example)

teaching developing countries about condoms / the pill? (might upset the Catholics - lol)

i jest, but seriously i dont believe too many stories in newspapers and TV - but this story of Population going out of control could be a more serious threat to humanity than a nuclear war................

(if anyone could provide more info on this i would love to know more)

http://www.geohive.com/charts/population3.aspx

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IS IY JUST ME OR IS OUT GOVERNMENT LOOKING AT THE BANK CRISIS FROM THE WRONG ANGLE?

I SAY WE SHOULD LET ALL THESE DEFAULTING BANKS CRASH AND BURN (LET THEM BURN IN HELL)

AND THEN THE 50 BILLION (PROB GONNA NEED A BIT MORE SOON) SHOULD BE GIVEN TO THE BANK
CUSTOMERS (THATS PEOPLE LIKE US) TO KEEP THEIR ACCOUNTS SAFE

PLUGGING UP A HOLE IN THE BANKING SYSTEM WILL ONLY DELAY THE INEVITABLE

WHEN THEY CAN FINALLY NO LONGER SEND MORE BILLIONS THEN THERE WILL BE SOME BANKS GOING BUST FOR GOOD

MY SUGGESTION IS TO TAKE OUT 50% OF YOUR SAVINGS IN CASH AND BURY THEM SOMEWHERE SAFE ASAP!!!!!!

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YOU MAY HAVE READ THAT BEAR STERNS COLLAPSED TODAY
YOU MAY OF NOT BEEN TOO WORRIED
YOU PROBABLY SAID TO YOURSELF ITS ONLY GONNA EFFECT USA
YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE KNOWN IT IS THE 5TH BIGGEST BANK LENDER IN THE USA
YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE KNOWN THAT LEHMANN BROS MIGHT ALSO COLLAPSE
YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE KNOWN THAT GOLDMAN SACHS MIGHT ALSO COLLAPSE
YOU MIGHT BE WISE TO LOOK UP INFO ON OUR BANKS
DUE TO WORLD BANKS CONTROLLING CURRENCY AND MARKETS IN THE WORLD

101% SURE YOU MAY WANT TO SERIOUSLY LOOK AT YOUR OWN SITUATIONS ASAP

I KNOW BASIC INFO WHICH SHOULD COVER MOST PEOPLES MONEY

1-ANY SAVINGS WITH ONE BANK OVER 35,000 COULD BE FROZEN BY THE BANK
2-THIS HAPPENED TO OUR FRIENDS IN BRASIL - AND THEY LOST ALL THEIR MONEY SAVED
3-IF YOU HAVE MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS WITH 1 BANK WORTH OVER 35K IN TOTAL MOVE THE MONEY OUT ASAP
4-DO NOT TIE INTO A NEW FIXED RATE ON YOUR MORTGAGE
5- TAKE THE VARIABLE / TRACKER OPTION AND HOLD ON TIGHT
6- CUT UP YOUR CREDIT CARDS NOW
7- STAY IN MORE AND ENJOY LIFE WITHOUT HAVING TO SPEND ON CRAP YOU DONT REALLY NEED

GOOD LUCK AMIGOS

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sara and myself are proud to announce the birth of our baby son

he was 7lb 10oz (3.5 kilo) and both mother and baby are doing really well

will post photos asap...........x

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I WATCH THIS PROGRAM A LOT
AND I JUST CLICKED AS TO WHY I DO THIS.....
ITS NOT TO ADMIRE THESE AMAZING WASTES OF MONEY (SORRY I MEAN LOVELY HOUSES - COUGH)

ITS TO WATCH STOOPID PEOPLE SPENDING MONEY WITH ABSOLUTELY NO TASTE

THERE IS ONLY ONE EXCEPTION - THE OLD GUY WITH THE MUSTACHE WHO BUILT A STONE HOUSE IN ITALY

ONLY HIM - ALL THE REST ARE BONKERS (TOO RICH TO CARE MORE LIKE)

BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL SUCH 'PERSONAL' HOUSES WHEN THEY SELL EM THEY WILL LOSE EVEN MORE

LIKE BOY RACERS DOING UP THEIR FORD FIESTA TURBO INJECTIONS

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WENT TO HOSPITAL FOR CHECK UP ON BABY YESTERDAY

BABY BOY IS NOW IN THE ENGAGED POSITION - GOOD

BUT HE HAS NO PLANS ON COMING OUT YET

DUE DATE WAS 4TH AND THEY WILL FORCE INDUCEMENT ON 14TH MARCH

WE HAVE BEEN ADVISED TO EAT HOT CURRIES, JUMP OFF TABLES, AND GET JIGGY AS MUSH AS POSS

ANY OF YOU BLOGGERS GOT TIPS TO HELP SPEED UP THE NATURAL BIRTH FOR US???????????

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my partner was having some strong pains tonight

her worries increased when i mentioned i had drunk 9 or 10 beers tonight

dont worry honey i will call a cab if tonight is the night (did not help much)

she is ok now - the pains have reduced and she is sleeping (i think)

her mum is coming to stay with us for a month tomorrow so that should help us a lot

no more beers for me until after baby is born - i promise

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1. OUR BABY IS DUE 4TH MARCH - SCARY / EXCITING / WONDERFUL / THRILLING TIME IN MY LIFE
2. WEDNESDAYS ARE NOW GOING TO BE 'NO TV' DAYS - THERE IS NOTHING ON TONIGHT WORTH WATCHING
3. I NEED TO EXERCISE MORE - I KNOW THIS BUT IT IS HARD TO COMMENCE A NEW REGIME OF FITNESS
4. GREAT TO BE BACK IN BLOGLAND - WHERE HAVE ALL MY OLD FRIENDS GONE TOO?
5. MESSAGE TO EDUARDO - GET WELL SOON MATE
6. WHY DO I BUY EXPENSIVE GADGETS AND THEN NEVER TAKE THEM OUT OF THE HOUSE BECAUSE I FEAR I MAY LOSE OR BREAK THEM!!!!
7. HOW THE HELL DO PEOPLE WRITE 100 OF THESE THINGS?
8. I AM DUE A PAYRISE FOR THE LAST 3 YEARS BUT MY BOSS DOES NOT WANT TO LISTEN TO ME
9. SHOULD I HAVE MY RICE PUDDING HOT OR COLD STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN? HMMMMM
10. FINALLY MADE IT - WOW THAT WAS TOUGH GOING - I NEED TO MAKE SOME DEMO MIXES AND BURN THEM TO CD ASAP.....

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I AM NOT A PRUDE
I AM A NORMAL GUY
I LIKE SEEING NAKED WOMEN ETC.........BUT

WHAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IS THE FACT OF EVERY STREET CORNER IN LONDON SEEMS TO HAVE A STRIP CLUB / BAR.
WITH THE ADVANCES OF COMPUTERS AND BROADBAND PORN AND SEX ARE EASIER THAN EVER TO ACCESS.
ALSO WITH MANY DISTURBING VIDEO CLIPS ON PEOPLES MOBILE PHONES I AM STARTING TO GET CONCERNED.

OK I ADMIT I HAVE BEEN TO STRIP CLUBS, I HAVE LAUGHED AT VIDEO CLIPS ON MOBILES.
I WOULD SAY THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN PRETTY NORMAL MALE BEHAVIOUR.

WHAT IS NOT NORMAL MALE BEHAVIOUR IS THE INCREASINGLY TWISTED WAY OF VIEWING THESE SICK IMAGES/VIDEOS.
MAGS USED TO BE TOP SHELF BUT YOU CAN BUY MAGS LIKE NUTS OR LOADED QUITE EASILY NOW....
STRIP CLUBS USED TO BE PUBS WITH BLACKED OUT WINDOWS, WITH SMELLY OLD MEN, NOW THEY ARE 'TRENDY' BARS.
VIDEO CLIPS ON MOBILES USED TO BE FUNNY - NOW I FEEL THEY ARE QUITE SICK AND SHOCKING!!

SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO SOCIETY? DID THE LAWS CHANGE? SHOULD WE MAKE NEW LAWS?

LATE NIGHT STRIP BARS ARE NOT THE KIND OF THING I WANT IN THE FUTURE FOR MY HOMETOWN, AT LEAST NOT ON EVERY STREET CORNER....

WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE IS THE 'SEX' INDUSTRY NEEDS TO BE TOOK DOWN A PEG OR TWO, BACK TO 'RESTRICTED' ACCESS ONLY.

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I HAVE INVENTED A CURE FOR INSANITY (OR GENERAL DEPRESSION)

STEP 1

FIND SOMEONE FAIRLY CLOSE TO YOU (WORK COLLEAGUES ARE THE BEST FOR THIS TASK)
MAKE SMALL TALK AROUND THE WATER MACHINE OR SOMEWHERE REASONABLY PRIVATE
TELL THEM A FEW MINOR THINGS ABOUT YOUR LIFE (GOOD SUBJECTS ARE MONEY OR SEX)
IF YOU HAVE CHOSEN THE RIGHT PERSON STAND BACK AND RELISH THE NEXT MOMENTS IN YOUR NEW FRIENDSHIP
YOU WILL SUDDENLY REALIZE THAT NEARLY ALL YOUR PROBLEMS ARE TOTALLY MINISCULE

STEP 2 (JUST READ STEP 1 AGAIN - ITS ALL IN THERE REALLY - LOL)

THIS IS NOT A 100% SUCCESS RATE FOR EVERYONE BUT I THOUGHT I WAS QUITE A MAD PERSON ON THE WHOLE!

OVER THE LAST FEW MONTHS I HAVE REALIZED THAT NEARLY 90% OF THE PEOPLE I KNOW ARE COMPLETELY OFF THEIR ROCKERS

ALL THE TIME I SPENT THINKING I WAS CRACKERS IT TURNS OUT MOST OF YOU ARE THE NUTBAGS

THANKS TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT KNOW ME - HOPE YOU ALL GET WELL SOON..........X

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IN THESE MODERN TIMES WE ARE ALWAYS TOLD TO 'CUT OUT THE MIDDLE MEN' AND GO 'DIRECT'
EACH WEEK I WILL EXPLAIN WHICH MIDDLE MEN WE CAN DO WITHOUT IN THIS MODERN WORLD.....

1ST UP FOR EVICTION IN THE MIDDLE MAN WORLD IS

ESTATE AGENTS

WHEN WE BUY ANYTHING IN THIS WORLD WE ALWAYS HAVE A RISK IN DOING SO AND THIS ALSO MEANS MORE COST.
EUROPEAN SYSTEMS MAKE THE BUYER AND SELLER AGREE TO A FEE WHICH BECOMES A DEPOSIT.
IF ONE PARTY WITHDRAWS THEIR OFFER THEN THEY LOSE THEIR DEPOSIT FOR WASTING YOUR TIME.
THIS SOUNDS TOTALLY COOL TO ME AND WILL SAVE A LOT OF MESSING ABOUT.
SO WHILE YOU ARE AT IT GET SHOT OF ALL ESTATE AGENTS.

1.I LIKE YOUR HOUSE
2.I PUT A OFFER IN FOR YOUR HOUSE - PRIVATELY WITH MY SOLICITOR AND YOUR SOLICITOR (AFTER FULL SURVEY)
3.IF YOU LIKE IT WE AGREE TO BOTH PAY A DEPOSIT TO SOLICITORS - SAY AROUND 5 OR 10% OF COST OF HOUSE
4.YOU MOVE OUT - I MOVE IN

TELL ME HONESTLY WHAT PART OF THAT DO WE REALLY NEED AN ESTATE AGENT?

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5 months on the way

due end of february

prob one of the greatest days of my lfe is feeling the little dude kicking

life is wonderful

(and at my age im surprised i still have the knack to pro-create lol)

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hello from a rejuvenated discobod

felt compelled to write a blog about the news today for i feel it is of great importance

northern rock -NR- get bailed out (all the experts say dont panic)

experts say it was on the cards due to high risk aggressive investing by NR (oh but still dont panic kids!)

so what happens if they do go bust then mr expert?

well not much chance there but if it did happen then you might want to start panicking

hmmmm

discobod (takes the stand) would like to open a discussion on when to panic:

1. if i had a NR account i would panic
2. if the bank of england bail out NR i would panic
3. if the world markets are wobbling with US and UK sub prime problems looming i would panic
4. alliance + leicester and bradford + bingley apparently should also be panicking too
5. before my bank (abbey) join this list i am going to beat them to it

kids dont panic and hide your money under your beds YET (may be an idea in the future)

KEEP AN EAGLE EYE ON THE NEWS AND I WOULD DISPERSE AS MUCH AS YOU CAN INTO SEPARATE ACCOUNTS

KEEP THEM ALL UNDER 3000 AND I BELEIVE YOU HAVE 100% INSURANCE

BETWEEN 3000 TO 30,000 YOU ARE INSURED FOR 90%

OVER 30K YOU ARE GONNA REALLY GET STUFFED BUT EVEN I AM NOT PART OF THAT CLUB YET = LOL

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http://www.babysmiles.co.uk/

check out this really funny website.........lol

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ANY SUGGESTIONS ON WAYS TO IMPROVE / ADD TO MY TATTOO?

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1. Name a movie you have seen more than 10 times
PULP FICTION

2. Name a movie you’ve seen multiple times in the theater
HELLRAISER

3. Name an actor who would make you more inclined to see a movie
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN

4. Name an actor who would make you less likely to see a movie
JUDE LAW

5. Name a movie you can and do quote from
LIFE OF BRIAN - BIGGUS DICKUS

6. Name a movie musical in which you know all of the lyrics to all of the songs
GREASE

7. Name a movie you have been known to sing along with .
DIRTY DANCING (HOW EMBARRASSING)

8. Name a movie you would recommend everyone see
AMERICAN BEAUTY

9. Name a movie you own
DONNIE DARKO

10. Name an actor who launched his/her entertainment career in another medium but who has surprised you with his/her acting chops.
EMINEM - 8 MILE

11. Have you ever seen a movie in a drive-in?
NO

12. Ever made out in a movie?
YES

13. Name a movie you keep meaning to see but you just haven’t gotten around to yet.
MANY - HMM - SOME OLD HITCHCOCK FILMS

14. Ever walked out of a movie?
YES - A FEW

15. Name a movie that made you cry in the theater.
GREEN MILE

16. Popcorn?
YES AND HOT DOGS TOO

17. How often do you go to the movies
EVERY FEW MONTHS - DEPENDS

18. What’s the last movie you saw in the theater?
BORAT

19. What’s your favorite/preferred genre of movie?
SCI FI THRILLERS

20. What’s the first movie you remember seeing in the theater?
ROCKY

21. What movie do you wish you had never seen?
MANY FILMS - MAYBE THE BREAK UP (VINCE VAUGHN) CRAP

22. What is the weirdest movie you enjoyed?
NAKED LUNCH

23. What is the scariest movie you’ve seen?
POLTERGEIST OR SAW

24. What is the funniest film you have ever seen?
BORAT

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ITALIAN AIRLINES MANY YEARS AGO 'REMOVED' (OR SKIPPED) THE ROWS #13 AND #17 FROM ALL THEIR PLANES IN SERVICE.

(BECAUSE IN ITALY #17 IS VERY UNLUCKY TOO).

NEXT TIME I FLY TO ROME I WILL CHECK THIS OUT........

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GOT INVITED TO A PARTY

NOT MUCH OF AN ATMOSPHERE

PLACE WAS FULL OF COKEHEADS

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VOTE

ITS YOUR RIGHT

WE MOSTLY CHOOSE NOT TO COS WE CANT BE BOVVERED

I CAUGHT A VERY INTERESTING QUOTE ON THE RADIO LAST NIGHT THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH YOU ALL IN BLOGLAND:

THE GENERAL CONSENSUS OF VOTING IN THIS COUNTRY IS "I DO NOT VOTE BECAUSE NO MATTER WHO IS IN GOVT THEY ARE ALL DOING A CRAP JOB"

I AGREE, BUT, AND THIS IS A BIG BUT......

IF WE ALL CHOOSE NOT TO CAST ANY VOTE AT ALL THIS GIVES MP'S A RIGHT TO THINK WE DONT CARE. CASTING YOUR VOTE SHOULD NOT BE LOOKED AT AS A VOTE FOR WHO IS IN GOVT BUT THE ACTUAL MESSAGE YOU SEND TO THESE MP'S THAT YOU ARE BOVVERED.

TO THE POINT = A VOTE IS A VOICE (NO MATTER WHAT PARTY)
= A NON VOTE TELLS MP'S WE ARE HAPPY WITH THEIR WORK

TORY,LABOUR,LIB DEM,UKIP,GREEN,THE PARTY IS TOTALLY IRRELEVANT HERE

THE FACT IS FOR ONE HOUR OF YOUR LIFE JUST GETTING OF YOUR BUTT AND VOTING FOR SOMEONE (ANYONE) SHOWS THAT WE CAN ALL BE 'HEARD'

JUST FOR THE RECORD I HAVE NEVER VOTED IN MY LIFE (WHICH I AM NOT PROUD ABOUT) BUT NOW I REALISE I WAS LOOKING AT VOTING FROM TOTALLY THE WRONG ANGLE.

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BASED IN NORTH EAST LONDON I NOW HAVE A GOOD MOBILE DJ RIG

AVAILABLE FOR WEDDINGS , BIRTHDAYS , CLUBS & BARS ETC.

HAVE A CATALOGUE OF APPROX 20,000 SONGS AND ALBUMS

ALL TYPES OF MUSIC CATERED FOR AT VERY AFFORDABLE PRICES

PLEASE CONTACT ME VIA BLOGSITE OR MY MSN discobod@msn.com

***ALSO NOW HAVE FACILITY TO RECORD WHOLE EVENING ONTO MP3 AND PROVIDE YOU WITH CDS OF THE RECORDING******

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psp for xmas from girlfriend - v v v nice

5 games all good fun - v niceio

put photos and tunes on mem stick - v coolio

try put movie clips on - no way jose (moooorinhiooo)

help please anybody - how do i get movies onto my mem stick?
i load them in but they never appear on my psp interface screen?

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Wicked - Apollo Theatre (Victoria - London)

friday night i went to the theatre with my girlfriend to see a very entertaining show Wicked.

the story is a prequel to the Wizard of Oz and had many references to the classic movie.

it tells the story of how the two witches (wicked witch of the west and the good witch Glinda of the north) met at school and became best friends.

very good all round perfomances with a appearance by Nigel Planer (Neil from the Young Ones) as the Wizard of Oz.

recommend this to all ages to go and see. many children were there dressed as witches which was so good to see the interest so strong in a film that is so old now.

official score from critic discobod - 9 out of 10

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